Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Push 8 Pounds out of your BUTT!

OH-MY-GOODNESS!! I am so aggravated right now, I could just spit!! One of the guys I work with just asked me if I plan to give birth in a hospital. I said, "As opposed to home? Yes." Then he asked if I would do it in a birthing center and I replied that I wanted an epidural and I would rather be in a hospital in case of complications. He then proceeded to call me a chicken sh*t!! Oh-MY-Goodness!! I can't believe a GUY has the nerve to tell me that I'm chicken for not wanting to feel pain that is not required!! Childbirth is no picnic! He cries every time he gets a sniffle!!

So then I asked him, "would you want drugs to help you push out an 8 pound human from your butthole?" Of course he didn't get it. He probably figures they don't compare. He even asked, "why would I push it out of my butthole?". Ugh!! Men!

This explains how I feel about this: http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/3070,life,shes-gotta-have-it,6

1 comment:

My Box of Chocolates

My box of life's thrills and woes